Pelican Infrastructure Bureau Department of Questionable Deadlines
Site status: Building

Please excuse our feathers

Under Construction

Our pelicans are pedaling as fast as they can. The servers are being delivered, the wires are mostly untangled, and the capybara has everything under control.

00 fish distributed
Estimated completion Imminent-ish

* Estimate supplied by a pelican. The pelican has requested another fish.

Job site cam 01 Crew: technically awake
Pelicans building a website while a capybara supervises A pixel-art construction site at night, with a lattice tower crane lifting a server, a pelican foreman checking blueprints, and pelicans pedaling server delivery bicycles. A pelican gently holds a completely unbothered capybara's head in its beak. The capybara has half-lidded eyes and a straight mouth. The foreman and supervisors stand on supported platforms; no capybaras are being eaten. HOMEPAGE_FINAL_v12 NOT FOOD.JUST MANAGEMENT.CAPYBARAAT WORK

Fish-powered infrastructure · Please do not feed the QA department

Foreman: Pelican · Logistics: Also pelicans QA lead: Capybara (uneaten)